Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of
god and jesus
Foam and String
Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy
So, we can all admit to seeing some weird ass ads in our lives.
But this one. This one might just take the cake for me.
I bet you can’t guess what this is an add for at first glance
Yep. That’s right.
TAMPAX. THIS IS AN AD FOR TAMPAX.
Let me just let that sink in
hey whoa it finally happened, there are NO flowers or salads
THIS IS THE GREATEST TAMPON AD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
FOUR FOR YOU TAMPAX
YOU GO TAMPAX
this is one of those times when I reeeeally hope their product is quality
or else she dead
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
About the drink:
The drink known as “The Hand Grenade” is sold frozen or on the rocks in 5 licensed bars in the New Orleans French Quarter. They are all sold in the same kind of container as pictured. It is also called “New Orleans Most Powerful Drink”.
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 1 1/2 oz. Gin
- 1 1/2 oz. Everclear
- 1 1/2 oz. Midori
- 1 1/2 oz. Rum
- 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
Stir together in a pitcher and pour into tall glass or the hand grenade container. Add water & sugar if desired. Serve!
…because people who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation. It’s a way for people to be honest without telling the truth.
- (via dreamindeeply)
in order to celebrate the very fact that you are alive. the very fact that your bones are holding your delicate frame together. the fact that the man at the corner store remembers your name. and you’ve tried so hard to forget so many names. every day is beautiful. you learn something each and every day. sometimes it doesn’t mean anything but you don’t let that stop you from learning. in celebration we kill ourselves. so slowly. one cigarette with your coffee. caffeine and nicotine. one cigarette with that glass of wine. you wake up still in your shoes with the red wine still on your lips. you don’t believe in god but god damn you’re looking for someone in the bottom of those bottles. always make eye contact when you cheers. look so deep you can almost see their reason for that exact shot. someones birthday. someones new job. a face you’re trying to erase.
"Always remember the road back home."