whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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pleatedjeans:

18 Times Netflix Delivered an Unexpected Laugh

spankme3:

A  fucking men

spankme3:

A fucking men

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pimpcesssss:

herondalectable:

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy

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has been with us our entire lives

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from all that

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to good burger

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to kenan and kel

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and now snl

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he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood

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god bless you kenan thompson

he gotta make that money duhhhhh

knowledje:

mamibonita:

LMAO

Looooooooool

knowledje:

mamibonita:

LMAO

Looooooooool

(Source: downfalling)

the-maddabber:

stability:

most important post on this website

Getting rid of these was the worst possible idea they have ever had.

the-maddabber:

stability:

most important post on this website

Getting rid of these was the worst possible idea they have ever had.

(Source: gayfather)

rise of the tomb raider;

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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radicalqueerbrownboy:

thereasonforthewordbitch:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Lmfaooo

Lmao!

In the middle of sexy time with my boyfriend when my best friend calls, its 1 in the morning by the way. My heart goes from 100 miles per hour to a dead stop. Thank you Michelle for giving me a heart attack and ruining the mood just to tell me gossip -__-

Stuck in my own thoughts.